Tuesday, May 26, 2009

LR: The Cute Make-Up Artist…All the Way to her Hotel

Before I met her: The Fury

This story happened a few weeks ago and started after a long day during the train ride back from a large industrial fair. The client colleague told me 15 times on the way from the fair to the train station that all the girls with free newspapers approach him and not me, “hahaha, and I am almost forty”, he says. This one statement ignited the fury in my soul, it started to glow and I knew if any cute girl was in the station or in our train, she was going to be mine!

How I met her: Leading & Dominance

I found my seat quickly and luckily a really hot, blond girl entered the train. Right away I got up, picked up her suitcase, put it into the luggage compartment above my seat, smiled at her and said “have a seat”. As easy as that… She sat down, checked her ticket and said “oh luckily this is also my reserved seat, so I can stay with you”.

This little move of picking up her suitcase and sitting her down did so much for me, it was a display of leading her dominantly as well as protecting her from the chaos of a full train. It not only generated massive attraction but also gave me an instant isolation location secured for 150 minutes.

We chatted a little bit about her handbag, recognizing brand signature styles and being able to talk about them for a couple of minutes pays for guys, believe me guys…it does! Next, I told her to take her sunglasses off, actually took them off for her. She got a little self-conscious as she was running around without make-up or anything, but she was still cute and I genuinely told her that she has the most incredibly shiny eyes that I have seen today.

145 Minutes of Comfort

The next 145 minutes were spent exactly in the way the headline indicates, we just talked for a couple of hours about everything and nothing. I shared things about myself and she started investing by sharing things about herself. After those 2 hours, I knew that she left her parents house on her 18th birthday because of stress with her stepfather, I knew about all the places she has lived at and much, much more. She actually said that she never felt this comfortable with anyone after such a short amount of time.

24 Hours Later: Day 2 - Make-Out - Pull - A Sleepless Sexy Night

We found out that we both liked a certain chocolate brand and of course I said let’s share one after we’ve reached our destination. She said that she had an appointment now but asked me to call her and meet her the next evening. We met, grabbed a quick bite at a restaurant and went to a cocktail bar afterwards. She didn’t like the cocktail bar and they fucked up her first drink, I basically treated her anger about this situation like a regular shit test and kept talking and physically escalating.

She denied the first couple of make-outs but took the third one and went for it hard, the girl almost bit my lip of and got totally wild. She said “oh shit and I thought we could just be friends”, hahaha…yeah right, friends with benefits, I thought.

Realizing that she was getting aroused fast, I said that the bar is about to close so “lets take a walk at the waterfront”. Magically this walk led us to her hotel, where glorious sexy times ensued until 5 in the morning. There was some last minute resistance both on the way and in her room but dealing with that has become easy. I just didn’t react while I took one step back and prepared to move forward again.

90 minutes of sleep and a few good bye kisses later the taxi driver probably wondered why he was taking one sleepless not business-looking guy from one business hotel to the other at 07:00am in the morning.

Satisfaction

Amsterdam Lair Talk Follow-Up: Video of my Sexual Conversation & Physical Escalation Speech

It was a great day, the speakers all rocked the house… except this Satisfaction guy who is a total keyboard jockey living in his mom’s basement with his videogame collection. He is frequently playing silence of the lambs with his sister’s Barbie doll probably mumbling something to the effect of “it must put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…” at the moment ;)

If you’ve missed this creepy motherfucker who’s words you happen to be reading at this very moment then do not worry or lose sleep over it, the speech has been recorded for the world to see and listen to. The immediate feedback from the audience during the day as well as the couple of reviews on the Venusian Arts Forum have been very good but check it out for yourself soon. I’ll make the footage available as soon as the one-man-film-crew sends it to me.

So long,

Satisfaction

Thursday, May 14, 2009

My Amsterdam Lair Talk This Weekend

An exciting weekend is about to start, next to spending tonight and Sunday with a really cute girl I’ll also give a talk to the Amsterdam lair; the topic is “sexual conversation & kino escalation”

The talk will especially focus on the sexual conversation part and ways to combine sexual conversation with kino escalation; kino escalation has been dealt with in just about every community product and I’d like to add more than recycle knowledge. I’ve been field-testing several strategies, tactics and even…God forbid…routines to move interactions sexual early over the last 6 months and I am really excited to share my new insights on Saturday. Before the talk, I’ll also spend a couple of hours with a Dutch community newbie to shop for a couple of t-shirts and accessories. We’ll probably also talk about game and if I see a cute girl during these couple of hours…yeah, you know what will happen.

There are a few other speakers and there might be a video or voice recording of the whole event. If it is recorded then I’ll find a way to share it through my blog.

Satisfaction

PS: There is another lay report coming up, I just didn’t find time to write it yet…watch this space!

Monday, April 27, 2009

FR: Showing a PU Workshop Student How to Escalate or The Club Clit Massage

One of my good friends, who is one of the top pick-up artists in the Netherlands and a great guy at the same time, has started to give workshops locally. We go out together and wing each other a lot and it is great fun as we have different flirt styles and different tastes in girls but still wing each other extremely well.

I meet Wildcouger and his student around midnight as I have had to attend a birthday dinner first. Caveman86 and Night Fever are also in the house and I already know that this student is going to have one of the best nights of his life going out with four advanced guys. Our exit follows quickly after my entrance, it is time to venue-change to make the night shine in fairy glitters of sexual energy!

Getting into the new venue I straight talk to the first group of girls I see, very briefly as I had no intentions but hey, being social feels great! At some point I see a cute girl and tell Wildcouger and his student to keep all eyes on me. As I open, attract and escalate I see Wildcouger pointing things out to the student, funny to know when you’re analyzed in real-time. Anyways, the girl did not make my cut after 10 minutes; I simply can’t have another lawyer unless she’s a sexual beast so quick kiss on the lips and NEXT. Wildcouger and his student have a big smile on their faces, must have been a useful demo; Wildcouger confirms that it was.

BOOM, and the group of female trouble makers has entered the building, they are crazy and some of them are super hot…must have one! I roll up to the bar next to the girl I want and say “is that how you’re expediting your orders?!” (grabbing my none existing tits) she says “whatever, you can move on now” to which I reply “No, I am gonna stay right here, you’re cute and I wanted to meet you to see if you’re cool, don’t really like weird girls, and so far you’re almost passing my tests”. Needless to say that I have been smiling the whole time and now she starts smiling too. I grab her neck pull her in close and whisper in her ear “actually you’re not cute at all, but you’re definitely sexy as fuck, probably a bad girl, are you?!” At this point, I am turning it physical, every time I say something, I grab her and pull her in hard, nibble on her ear or neck subsequently and touch my way up the physical escalation ladder. It doesn’t make sense to outline the rest of our conversation here but verbal and physical sexuality increased congruently. In the beginning, when I first move in for a kiss, she turns away and says she doesn’t kiss guys in a club or bar…”hahaha, we’ll see about that” was my answer. Going up the ladder further and further we end up making out, I finger her clit and she strokes my cock in the middle of the bar…of course in a way that her friends can’t fully see it…but lets be real they have seen it. I also tell her about the various sexual things I’d love to do to her when we’re alone, my words in combination with my hands all over her almost made her come right there in the bar, fully dressed.

Wildcouger and me leave to go back to Amsterdam at some point and the girls, Wildcouger obviously had one in the group as well, begged us to stay. We gave three of them a quick ride to another club while their friends took a taxi and the girls offered everything from massages to blowjobs to keep us with them…

Why did we not stay? Easy answer, logistics were so fucked that it was impossible to pull home; the girls were in a big group from a city 1 hour south of the bar and we live in Amsterdam, 1 hour north of the bar. It was absolutely clear that these girls would go home together in a group, I am not a fan of bathroom pulls, there was no park close by and frankly we were tired as hell! Hope some other guys capitalized on the Niagra Falls inspired buying temperature crotch wetness we built up…

Satisfaction

Monday, April 20, 2009

LR: Quick Pull & Alpine Sex…I Don’t Even Know Her Name

Went snowboarding in Austria for 10 days and it was wonderful to be out in the sun all day, but let’s get to the important part.

Met a girl during an après ski party, while I was dancing on a balcony some girl taps my shoulder and tells me angrily that all she sees of the party is my back. I tell that her she gets to stare at the sexiest back in the entire building and that she should be extremely happy about this wonderful dancing arrangement. I start dancing like a male stripper in front of her with a big smile on my face and it is ON!

We flirt for a while and of course I start touching, clawing and teasing her; combining verbal push/pull with physical push/pull is absolute money as it paints a more congruent overall picture of your behavior and the kino movements put the words on turbo if both are synchronized. Quite funny, she is rolling with three guy-friends who check up on us every once in a while but hey...no problem...of course I be-friended all of them within the first 5 minutes. She tries to kiss me a couple of times, but I tell her that my mom doesn’t allow me to kiss unknown girls before dinner, of course I tell her where I’ll be partying tonight and rejoin my brother’s and sister’s party after that.

Later on that night we are partying in another location (the one I mentioned to her) with brother, sister and a couple of my brother’s friends and sure enough, she enters the building at some point and comes straight up to me. I just look at her and straight away grab her head and initiate the make-out, we make out in the club for a bit, talk a bit, make out more and then…

IT IS TIME TO GO! SKO!

I grab her hand and lead her out of the place, make out a big more, including a couple of wall slams here and there and then I lead the way to my hotel. From there on it is business as usual, good sex…but…I still don’t know her name…uuhhpps!

Satisfaction

Sunday, March 22, 2009

FR: I hate stalkers, but I love tong piercings…

So on Friday night some of the top guys in Holland ;) decide to go out and hit the club together. The crew consists of Captain, Caveman86, WildCouger and myself, Satisfaction, WildCouger organizes guest list access as always and we roll into the club after having met at the C-bar. This is the first time that I am chilling with Caveman and he is a really cool and relaxed guy. Crowd is kind of strange and none of us feels attracted to any girl in the building, so we’re dancing in the middle of the dance-floor by ourselfs until the club fills up. Captain opens a couple of sets but doesn’t really like to take them too far cause the girls weren’t really up to his standard.

So we chill and don’t really approach anybody and just have fun and good conversation within our group. Caveman joins me when I go outside for a smoke and we talk about game and our influences for a bit and of course about his time in Australia. At some point he says “I am not in touch with my core”, “me neither” , his statement really hit it, if we had been in touch with our core the four of us would have gone through the venue find the handful of hot girls, meet them and start kissing them soon after. Luckily some weird dude tried to steal my cigarettes and why I said “what the fuck, give me cigs back” and grabbed the guys shoulder in a strong way I got back in-touch with my core. I get my cigs back and we go back inside.

Caveman attracts a girl by dancing in front of her like a male stripper, absolutely hilarious, Captain talks to a few girls, WildCouger has just met a hot German-Swedish girl and I…..I get calls and text messages from my latest stalker lady, you can read about her here: http://www.rsdnation.com/node/109364 .

I really cannot believe that she still calls me, thought everything was clear. WildCouger recommends not to react at all but she won’t stop calling and texting, three voicemails in five minutes…fuck….time to cut this with some radical action, slightly asshole like action in hindsight. I look around and see one cute girl who made a funny comment about another, slightly trashy girl, to Caveman and me after we called her glamorous. Straight away, I go up to her, claw her and tell her she has to help me out. “My stalker keeps calling, next time you’ll pick up and act like my new girlfriend” She smiles, agrees and loves the idea. “Thanks, my wonderful new girlfriend (claw-to-hug-to-hand-to-keylock)” Stalker calls again and she tells her off, hangs up the phone, falls into my arms and we start making out heavily while her friends are standing right next to us. I pick her up (literally) and carry her a couple of meters away, she loves the dominance and make out more and heavier, dry humping ensues. I am quite turned on cause I love tong piercings and she definitely knows how to use hers well. Rejoin my friends, we joke around for a while All of us are kind of tired and wanna go home, it is past 3am, I kiss the girl goodbye, still love her tong piercing, and we’re off into the night.

Got her number and we’ll probably hang out soon!

Satisfaction

Batman kisses Wonder-Woman

Come home to my favorite town in Europe on Thursday night and have to rush because I am late for a free talk from Cajun and Tenmagnet, props to SmoothDoc for organizing it! The talk is short (1.5h) and touches upon many topics, ok overall, especially since it is free, but a going in depth on one topic for 1.5h would have made it even better.

Pumped up, Wildcouger and me decide to hit a new sweet-spot in town and it is awesome, lots of hot girls. After checking the place out and talking to an old friend who I haven’t seen for a while, I see a group of three hot girls basically gaming guys for drinks and attention. The hottest girl in the group, is killing it, pushes out her nice tits, games the guy, pushes him away and the next one already waits in line. Somehow, there is this competitive feeling in my I just want to beat her game with mine, unhealthy thought, I know but definitely a fun interaction in the end, here it is:

Satisfaction: You girls are sisters! (going in, hard, through the guys and very close to the girls, clawing the two hot blonds)
Hottest One: Hihihihi, yes we are! And you?!
Satisfaction: Yeah you’re like the cute killer sisters on a man murder streak.
Hottest One: Ohh, you’re sweet (touching my cheek)
Satisfaction: (removing her hand, but holding on to it) I’ll charge you five euros every time you do that….(she looks astonished but amuse)…touching my ass is 10 by the way…(more astonished and amused look, starts smiling)…since you’re Dutch you’re probably into discounts..I’ll give you 20% (she bursts out in laughter, I pull her in hard)
Hottest One: (who I have all to myself right now as we’re both trying to order drinks) So, where are you from?
Satisfaction: Oh, shit, I never make many friends with my nationality, ok who cares, I (pause) am (pause) German (big smile, clawing her and pulling her in hard)
Hottest One: No you’re not! Can’t be!
Satisfaction: Yes I am (hand her my ID)
Hottest One: (turns her friend around towards us) check this out…blabla
Satisfaction: Hey! We’re up here girls ( point to my eyes), so what’s your name?
Hottest One: It is a secret…hihihi
Satisfaction: Ok, I’ll call you Wonder-Woman. Do you think I am more of a Batman or a Spiderman? (and another hard claw-pull in with intense eye contact)
Wonder-Woman: Definitely Batman, definitely!
Batman: Ok, Wonder-Woman, I gotta go chill with my friends for a bit but I’ll see you later we might have to save the world together and kick that fag Robin out of the Batmobile so that we can make out like crazy in there. (big smile), you know what I like about the Dutch? You always give three kisses (pull her in)
Wonder-Woman: (Gives me a big kiss on the cheek) That’s all you get for now, I am hard to get!
Batman: Congratulations (pull her in very close, and whisper in her ear) I am hard (pull her in against my dick)…see you a bit, Wonder-Woman (slightly stunned but regains her fun party-mood within a couple of seconds)

I go back to Wildcouger and he laughingly asks me what the fuck I am doing, I tell him that I am in a game competition mood and that it’s all good fun. Tell him how the interaction went down so far and he’s laughing, he tells me about the girl he talked to who is really cute as well. I say go for it to which he replies “hahaha, already had her before”. Good story.

I decide to hit up Wonder-Woman again, who is surrounded by two guys. I go through the guys, claw her and pull her in.

Batman: So, how are you doing Wonder-Woman, having fun playing with all these boys?
Wonder-Woman: (laughing) yeah it is fun, definitely.
Batman: So what does your none Wonder-Woman alter ego do?
Wonder-Woman: I study law and I work in suit store X
Batman: Miss having a soul sometimes?
Wonder-Woman: (hahaha) so what do you do?
Batman: Management consultant, studied business.
Wonder-Woman: Ha, not much of a soul either (smile) you should come by the store and buy a tie sometime though.
Batman: Shit I gotta go already, was really nice hanging out with you Wonder-Woman.
Wonder-Woman: Same here, hope to see you again soon, here, or in the store (smile) I am going to fly to you tonight, Batman!
Batman: I thought Wonder-Woman can’t fly, think she is actually a hot blond Dutch girl and rides a bike! (pull her in again, we give each other three kisses, have intense eye contact and kiss each other on the mouth for a couple of seconds) see you soon sweety!

This was actually a strange interaction, I just wanted to compete with her but thinking back, the girl was quite cool. Maybe I’ll see her again, with hopefully more time at hand, so I can get a solid phone number from her…if not there were a couple more hot girls this weekend, check my other reports.

Satisfaction