Last weekend I hung out with the girl I made out with the weekend before, not the cute black one but the eastern block girl, or Redland girl as I like to think of her.
So I don’t know if I told you last time but her tits…holy shit here tits are huge…in fact I have never seen natural tits that huge…and to be honest, not my thing after all cause from a certain size onwards gravity will always have its way… You guys know about the chopstick test? Well, lift up a boob put a chopstick under it, let go of the tit, then let go of the chopstick and if it falls you have excellent boobs on your hands, if it gets stuck…guess what, boobs are hanging…no girl should fail before the age of 30, and ideally never, because otherwise you’ll go to saggy-boobs land soon. Whatever, she would have failed it… The rest of her body is great though and she has a cute face.
So we met at her house but straight went away cause I requested to be shown the best places of the little town she lives in so we walked, kissed and had a few drinks for a couple of hours…”cut the shit its time to fuck”, suddenly the imaginary Jeffy stood in front of me and yelled this at me over and over again. So, I told her, “lets go home and watch the latest Californication episode, gotta check out how my role model Moody is doing these days”, she loves the show, laughed about my comment and to her place we went. Now comes a part that put me off, she bought a six pack of pint (0.5 liter) beer cans on the way back, for herself…I was driving and don’t drink then.
We made out but I couldn’t get rid of any of her clothes, tried to lead and took my shirt off after a few no’s. Later on her room mate knocked on the door and I met and greeted her with my bare chest and couldn’t refuse to start joking about this situation, boom room mate was attracted too. We went for another drink around 10pm, damn their little town is so boring, nothing compared to beautifully crazy Amsterdam. Returned to her place after the drink around midnight and started making out again; by the way I really hate making out on a small single person bed (1 yard/meter wide)… it sucks. Anyways shirt and bra came off and she clearly would have failed the chopstick test. At this point I just wanted to fuck her and go home to smoke some sporty Dutch cigarette but guess what…the damn pants didn’t come off, it is 2am by now… I arrived at her place at 4pm and at 4am she was naked and ready to get laid. Since I hadn’t slept the night before my cock went limb after a couple of minutes in her. Couldn’t come or hold an erection…and guess what she gets mad, I thought what the fuck I am leaving and got up, she is like no please stay. Out of courtesy I did stay until 10am and got about 4 hours of sleep on a shitty bed that was way too small for one person, yeah we were still with the two of us. She didn’t even want to let me go in the morning but fuck that, I have had enough and needed to go home, took me some effort to not lose the friendly appearance.
I know this sounds a bit degrading for the chick which is really not how it is meant but even half a week later as I am writing this, I still pissed off at myself for missing a great party with lots of hot chicks on Saturday night for this sub-optimal semi-lay. Never again cause I just could have easily picked up a girl at the party I was supposed to be at, come on I slept with the hosting girl a few already and she would have advertised my skills to her friends, yes we do have such a great on and off FB relationship without any jealousy involved but that’s for a new report.
Satisfaction
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