Tuesday, May 26, 2009

LR: The Cute Make-Up Artist…All the Way to her Hotel

Before I met her: The Fury

This story happened a few weeks ago and started after a long day during the train ride back from a large industrial fair. The client colleague told me 15 times on the way from the fair to the train station that all the girls with free newspapers approach him and not me, “hahaha, and I am almost forty”, he says. This one statement ignited the fury in my soul, it started to glow and I knew if any cute girl was in the station or in our train, she was going to be mine!

How I met her: Leading & Dominance

I found my seat quickly and luckily a really hot, blond girl entered the train. Right away I got up, picked up her suitcase, put it into the luggage compartment above my seat, smiled at her and said “have a seat”. As easy as that… She sat down, checked her ticket and said “oh luckily this is also my reserved seat, so I can stay with you”.

This little move of picking up her suitcase and sitting her down did so much for me, it was a display of leading her dominantly as well as protecting her from the chaos of a full train. It not only generated massive attraction but also gave me an instant isolation location secured for 150 minutes.

We chatted a little bit about her handbag, recognizing brand signature styles and being able to talk about them for a couple of minutes pays for guys, believe me guys…it does! Next, I told her to take her sunglasses off, actually took them off for her. She got a little self-conscious as she was running around without make-up or anything, but she was still cute and I genuinely told her that she has the most incredibly shiny eyes that I have seen today.

145 Minutes of Comfort

The next 145 minutes were spent exactly in the way the headline indicates, we just talked for a couple of hours about everything and nothing. I shared things about myself and she started investing by sharing things about herself. After those 2 hours, I knew that she left her parents house on her 18th birthday because of stress with her stepfather, I knew about all the places she has lived at and much, much more. She actually said that she never felt this comfortable with anyone after such a short amount of time.

24 Hours Later: Day 2 - Make-Out - Pull - A Sleepless Sexy Night

We found out that we both liked a certain chocolate brand and of course I said let’s share one after we’ve reached our destination. She said that she had an appointment now but asked me to call her and meet her the next evening. We met, grabbed a quick bite at a restaurant and went to a cocktail bar afterwards. She didn’t like the cocktail bar and they fucked up her first drink, I basically treated her anger about this situation like a regular shit test and kept talking and physically escalating.

She denied the first couple of make-outs but took the third one and went for it hard, the girl almost bit my lip of and got totally wild. She said “oh shit and I thought we could just be friends”, hahaha…yeah right, friends with benefits, I thought.

Realizing that she was getting aroused fast, I said that the bar is about to close so “lets take a walk at the waterfront”. Magically this walk led us to her hotel, where glorious sexy times ensued until 5 in the morning. There was some last minute resistance both on the way and in her room but dealing with that has become easy. I just didn’t react while I took one step back and prepared to move forward again.

90 minutes of sleep and a few good bye kisses later the taxi driver probably wondered why he was taking one sleepless not business-looking guy from one business hotel to the other at 07:00am in the morning.

Satisfaction

Amsterdam Lair Talk Follow-Up: Video of my Sexual Conversation & Physical Escalation Speech

It was a great day, the speakers all rocked the house… except this Satisfaction guy who is a total keyboard jockey living in his mom’s basement with his videogame collection. He is frequently playing silence of the lambs with his sister’s Barbie doll probably mumbling something to the effect of “it must put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…” at the moment ;)

If you’ve missed this creepy motherfucker who’s words you happen to be reading at this very moment then do not worry or lose sleep over it, the speech has been recorded for the world to see and listen to. The immediate feedback from the audience during the day as well as the couple of reviews on the Venusian Arts Forum have been very good but check it out for yourself soon. I’ll make the footage available as soon as the one-man-film-crew sends it to me.

So long,

Satisfaction

Thursday, May 14, 2009

My Amsterdam Lair Talk This Weekend

An exciting weekend is about to start, next to spending tonight and Sunday with a really cute girl I’ll also give a talk to the Amsterdam lair; the topic is “sexual conversation & kino escalation”

The talk will especially focus on the sexual conversation part and ways to combine sexual conversation with kino escalation; kino escalation has been dealt with in just about every community product and I’d like to add more than recycle knowledge. I’ve been field-testing several strategies, tactics and even…God forbid…routines to move interactions sexual early over the last 6 months and I am really excited to share my new insights on Saturday. Before the talk, I’ll also spend a couple of hours with a Dutch community newbie to shop for a couple of t-shirts and accessories. We’ll probably also talk about game and if I see a cute girl during these couple of hours…yeah, you know what will happen.

There are a few other speakers and there might be a video or voice recording of the whole event. If it is recorded then I’ll find a way to share it through my blog.

Satisfaction

PS: There is another lay report coming up, I just didn’t find time to write it yet…watch this space!